Tuesday, December 21, 2010

things that are inappropriate

1. Wearing a shirt, sweatshirt, or any cover variation on top of a pair of leggings that does not hang past your butt. Tunics, ladies! Wear a tunic, not a tshirt.

2. Standing too close to someone when you are in line to pay for something. Back up off me and my debit card!

3. Sharing too much information about your pregnancy/delivery on facebook. Do I really need to how many centimeters you are dilated? Your cervix, your business. And don't get me started on the mucous plug.

4. Asking people you haven't seen in awhile, "So, you're still not married?" Seriously? Do you not have ANY manners?

If all these things would stop happening, we just might be able to make the world a smidgeon better. Just a little Christmas wishlist, from you, to me.




Glad you are back!

Rockabilly Hippie said...

ha I love it! #2 I always turn around and say "hey! This isn't f*ckin Disneyland and we're not waiting for Splash Mountain so back the f*ck up". But you could probably take it down a notch, cause I tend to be on the crass side ;-)

Oh and wtf is wrong with being single? I think unhappily married people are the only ones that ask that question anyway.

Love your blog, hope you are back to stay!