Thursday, May 21, 2009

i <3 7th graders

Me: OK, guys...who can tell me a form of alliteration everyone knows?

Mark: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!

Me: Yes, Mark, go ahead.

Mark: Tongue Twisters!!!

Me: Great! Who can say a tongue twister?

(Kids babble off tongue twisters...)

Mark: Ooh! Ooh! Ms. L! Ms. L!!!

Me: Yes, Mark?

Mark: I made up my own tongue twister. It's 'She Shot the City Sheriff'. Try it.

Jessie: I can do that. She shot the shitty sheriff.

Christie: Oh my gosh! You just said shitty!

Ryan: You said it, too!

Christie: What did I say?

Jessie: We said shitty? Ahh! I didn't mean to say it! I said it twice! Oh my god!

Rosalia: I don't get it, what's so hard about saying 'She shot the shitty sheriff'?

Everyone: Ahh! You said it! You said it!!!

Me: Stop! Stop saying shi---I mean, stop saying that tongue twister!!!!

Hee hee hee.

1 comment:

emilysuze said...

Thank your little munchkins for the good laugh. :)