Me: OK, guys...who can tell me a form of alliteration everyone knows?
Mark: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!
Me: Yes, Mark, go ahead.
Mark: Tongue Twisters!!!
Me: Great! Who can say a tongue twister?
(Kids babble off tongue twisters...)
Mark: Ooh! Ooh! Ms. L! Ms. L!!!
Me: Yes, Mark?
Mark: I made up my own tongue twister. It's 'She Shot the City Sheriff'. Try it.
Jessie: I can do that. She shot the shitty sheriff.
Christie: Oh my gosh! You just said shitty!
Ryan: You said it, too!
Christie: What did I say?
Jessie: We said shitty? Ahh! I didn't mean to say it! I said it twice! Oh my god!
Rosalia: I don't get it, what's so hard about saying 'She shot the shitty sheriff'?
Everyone: Ahh! You said it! You said it!!!
Me: Stop! Stop saying shi---I mean, stop saying that tongue twister!!!!
Hee hee hee.
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1 comment:
Thank your little munchkins for the good laugh. :)
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