Monday, November 30, 2009

it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas

I'd like to lie and say I'm not into material things, but my closet could speak volumes on that subject. Therefore, in the spirit of giving, I'd like to just rid the universe of the following things:

1. People who aspire to be reality tv stars by putting their children in spaceship balloons, crashing parties for Joe Biden photo ops, or giving birth to seven times the normal amount of children. Get a therapist and a life, please.
2. Erectile dysfunction commercials. Old people sex? Ew.
3. Books "written" by "celebrities".
4. People who refer to New York City as "The City". There are other cities, you know.
5. Wife beaters in both shirt and human form.
6. Anyone who "reports" for Fox "News".
7. The need for quotation marks to indicate sarcasm in print. Let's just make a sarcasm font already.
8. Arkansas. In a word? Yawn.
9. The person who poisoned my friend's dog. Can you say 'pure evil'?
10. Sarah Palin.

Don't get me wrong. This is not a "bah humbug" moment. I seriously would love to receive the gift of elimination for any of the above mentioned items. Just an empty space in the much-improved universe. Wrapped up in tinsel. Just for me.



Kimberly said...

I love "sarcasm font." hahahahahaha

Nita said...

can we add an 11? (refer to your "so gross" post...) :D

Anonymous said...

quite a list, glad you picked Ar-Kansas and not the wonderful state of Mississippi. I love the sarcasm font, although, many people that know me would find it easier just to have a non-sarcasm font.

emilysuze said...

Let's start a petition for that sarcasm font.

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to make sure that your alright about your Grandmother. Was just thinking about you. Take care and hope to see you in July.

In Christian Love, Susan Silas