Step One: Receive giant blow to salary thanks to asshole governor in nation's dumbest state.
Step Two: Accept fact that, due to recent salary cuts, you can no longer afford to live in your measly one-bedroom condo.
Step Three: Imagine a scandal of Tiger Woods proportion for said Governor.
Step Four: Find a realtor and list condo for $90,000 less than financed.
Step Five: Clean! Clean! Clean!
Step Six: Have six showings in five days.
Step Seven: Have a cow when you get an offer on day six.
Step Eight: Discuss moving in with Chef Boyfriend.
Step Nine: Start searching craigslist for awesome new places to live in town that does not value my contribution to our community.
Step Ten: Dream about living at the beach. Sign paperwork. Pray bank doesn't hate me.
Rinse, wash, repeat.