oh, folio

I love the Folio, NE Florida's alternative news source and entertainment guide. Sometimes I'll leave my house on a Tuesday night just to find the Folio, and curl up on the couch to read it cover to cover. The best part is the personals, especially the "I Saw U" section. I can only hope they are real. It makes me so much happier about Jacksonville's sense of humor. Here's a particularly great one from this week:

Mr. BoJangles
You: walking down Beach Blvd. with a friend, Bojangles box in hand. So sexy with your greasy chicken lips. Me: driving and drooling in a Black Lexus. I want you to butter my biscuits. Can I give you a ride?

Seriously? I love it. It reminds me of one of my all-time favorite movies, Ghost World. If you've never seen it, stop what you're doing and NetFlix it immediately! You can thank me later.

The Folio also has horoscopes. Like I've blogged before, I'm not big on horoscopes, but for some reason, this one just hit me. Scorpio, schmorpio ... but it's hauntingly familiar:

The world is once again falling deeply in love with you. Let's hope this time (unlike the last two), you'll accept its adoration in the spirit in which it is given. Let's hope that if the world offers you the moon, the dawn and the breeze, you won't reject these gifts and say what you really wanted was a comet, the sunset and a pie in the sky. There'd be nothing sadder than seeing the world suffer yet another case of unrequited love.

Huh.