Monday, September 28, 2009

everything I need to know about life...

I learned from my mom.

  • One day, believe it or not, your sisters will be your best friends.
  • Underwear on your head is a fashion statement.
  • Not letting you eat junk food is how I say I love you.
  • Fear the wooden spoon.
  • There's nothing wrong with a little nudie cazoodie show ... when you're six.
  • It's not a bunny, yaya, foo foo, or cupcake. It's a vagina. Call it your vagina.
  • Don't listen to your father - Tylenol is not a magical cure for anything.
  • Anything boys can do, you can do better.
I love you, Mommy. Wherever you are.

wg

3 comments:

emilysuze said...

All very good pieces of advice. You had a very wise mother. :)

-= Marlette =- said...

What great advice you were given :)

*hug*

pretty amazing grace said...

Aww, I love this!! I agree...public nudity is perfectly fine (and quite adorable) until about the first grade! lol