- One day, believe it or not, your sisters will be your best friends.
- Underwear on your head is a fashion statement.
- Not letting you eat junk food is how I say I love you.
- Fear the wooden spoon.
- There's nothing wrong with a little nudie cazoodie show ... when you're six.
- It's not a bunny, yaya, foo foo, or cupcake. It's a vagina. Call it your vagina.
- Don't listen to your father - Tylenol is not a magical cure for anything.
- Anything boys can do, you can do better.