When you first start teaching, you think, " WOO! Summer's off!! Teacher perk!"
When you start the first two months off, you think, "This is awesome! I don't have to work again until August. I love this job."
Then, in the middle of the summer, you wonder, "Um, when am I going to get paid?"
By the end of the summer, you find yourself eating popcorn for dinner with a side of canned peas.
And you think, "Oh, shit."
Yep. Oh. Shit.