Warning - if you are grossed out by adolescent children, sex or adolescent children talking about sex, please don't read this post!
There are perks to looking young and working in a school. A lot of times, students don't notice a teacher is near. Today, I overheard this gem of a conversation in the cafeteria:
Kid 1: Dude, I totally felt her boobs up last night.
Kid 2: So awesome! Her boobs are freaking huge.
Kid 1: Yeah, and she let me finger her, too.
Kid 2: What?????? She's so hot, dude. You are lucky.
Kid 1: Hell yeah.
Kid 2: So what did it feel like?
Kid 1: What did what feel like?
Kid 2: When you fingered her!
Kid 1: Oh. (Pause) Um, kinda like peanut butter. Like I put my hand in a peanut butter sandwich or something.
Kid 2: (Eyes growing wide) Dude...where did you put your fingers?