The day has come.
My job reach an all time low.
At today's faculty meeting, my principal informed us that the woman's faculty restroom has been left in "seriously unsanitary conditions" several days this week.
Think about what that means:
Seriously. Unsanitary. Conditions.
Her next words? "And that's putting it lightly."
This was followed by numerous stories of co-workers who had been afflicted by this growing problem. The details shared included (I'm not kidding) feces on the floor. Yes. You read that correctly. HUMAN FECES ON THE FLOOR!
So, after this insanely disgusting revelation, we began planning ways to catch the person responsible. They included:
1. If you enter the bathroom and see poop, immediately tell the office staff.
2. Installing new locks so that you will need a key to poop.
3. Monitoring the bathroom at all times to prevent student poops.
4. Having a sign-in sheet for poopers.
Hopefully, these tactics will prove fruitful in the hunt for the bathroom bandit. After all, everybody poops, so it could be any one of us, anywhere.