Sunday, January 31, 2010

texting with my sister

Her: Wish I had someone to do something with tonight.

Me: I know. I love being single but after last night, I'd go for a boyfriend myself.

Her: Boyfriend? What's a boyfriend.

Me: Supposedly, they are mythical creatures who select one woman and spend time with just her. They have a magical horn called a 'penis'.

Her: A 'penis' you say??? Never heard of it...

Me: They come in all shapes and sizes. That's where the boyfriends keep their brains.

Her: Hmm, sounds like a fascinating yet somewhat daft species.

Me: An endangered species at that. Perhaps you should study them when you get into Harvard.

Her: Indeed.

:) wg

3 comments:

Selmaa said...

very, very funny!

emilysuze said...

I love that you have your sweet, funny sisters in your life. :)

the wanderer.. said...

that was actually 'awesum'!!! LOL